Searching through the internet to test “carnivore cake” recipes to see what I was in for taste and texture wise, resulted in some pretty gnarly cakes. Some cakes tasted like shirred eggs while others were reminiscent of hotel continental breakfasts eggs. With each recipe, all I wanted more and more, was something that resembled a cake and less like an eggy bake. The internet was not helping me have faith that this recipe was going to work out. So, I had to reach into my back pocket and pull out one of my old tried and true keto cake recipes but then tweak it a little. Thus, the Dirty Carnivore Cinnabon Cake was born!

Naturally, I had to pair a sweet and spicy cinnamon strain with this cake that would be delightful flavor wise with a well-balanced high. This strain tends to have a very uplifting, happy, and relaxed effect on the body and mind. It is absolutely a mood enhancing cultivar that helps with stabilization of ups and downs in the mental sphere. It balances nicely with the cake and frosting, creating a truly satisficing dirty carnivore cake. Sans cannabis, this cake is a great birthday or celebration cake, or treat on those really hard days.

Dirty carnivore recipes are fantastic to keep on the back burner to help you transition to a full carnivore diet or save you from making a bad decision. Often, when transitioning, we will get to that point, where we really want a nice dessert and will gladly have a cheat day to have it. Or perhaps it is a big celebration or birthday, and having ice cream and cake is going to happen no matter how strict you have been all day, week, or month. But what are the ramifications of having a full-fledged sugar and plant laden slice of cake? Mass inflammation in the body. To me, it is worth having a dirty carnivore dessert like this cake, to keep you on track with your goals, instead of derailing and setting yourself back several steps. These transitional recipes will help to keep your backbone strong until you no longer crave them anymore.

What You Will Need to Make Dirty Carnivore Cinnabon Cake:

Cream Cheese
Sour Cream
Infused Cinnabom Butter (2 grams)
Eggs
Gold Standard Cinnamon Roll Protein Powder
Bovine Gelatin
Baking Powder
Cream of Tartar

What You Will Need to Make Dirty Carnivore Cinnabon Cake Frosting:

Unsalted Butter
Powdered Monk Fruit Sweetener
Heavy Cream

Equipment:

2 Small Mixing Bowls
Small Cup
Hand Mixer
Measuring Spoons
7″ Spring Form Pan
Silicone Spatula

Substitutions:

Any strain substitute for Cinnabom. When preparing this recipe, I would recommend pairing strains that possess vanilla, sugar, and cinnamon like terpenes and flavonoids. The following cultivars would be ideal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cinnamon Buddha, or Cinnamon Buns. If you do not have access to these strains, then use your nose and taste buds to find other cultivar’s that have similar smell and flavor profiles.

Dirty Carnivore Birthday Cake

Recipe by Jessica CatalanoCourse: Carnivore, DessertsCuisine: Desserts

Servings

servings

Prep time

minutes

Cooking time

minutes

Total time

minutes

A yummy carnivore cake with Cinnabon sweet and spicy undertones and a delicious keto vanilla frosting!

Ingredients for Cake

1/3 Cup Cream Cheese
1/4 Cup Sour Cream
1/2 Stick Infused Butter Melted (infused optional)
2 Eggs
2 Scoops Cinnamon Roll Protein Powder
2 Packets Gelatin Dissolved in 6 Tablespoons Filtered Water
1 1/2 Teaspoons Baking Powder
1/2 Teaspoon Cream of Tartar
Frosting
1/2 Cup Room Temperature Unsalted Butter
1 Cup Powdered Monk Fruit Sugar
2 Tablespoons Heavy Cream
1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract (optional)

Directions

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.
In a small cup, combine 6 tablespoons of filtered water with 2 packets of gelatin. Stir to bloom the gelatin.
In a mixing bowl, combine the cream cheese, sour cream, butter, and eggs in a bowl. Add the bloomed gelatin and protein powder.
Mix on high speed with a blender until the mixture is fully incorporated and any lumps are gone.
Pour into a greased 7″ spring form cake pan. Place into a preheated oven on the top center rack. Bake for 30 minutes.
Cool and then frost with a premade keto frosting or the frosting below.
Frosting
In a small bowl, beat room temperature butter with the monk fruit sugar, heavy cream, and vanilla extract with the hand mixer. Beat until fluffy.

Notes

Cannabis is technically not Carnivore; however, I see plants as medicine as long as they are extracted correctly and used only when needed.
For a more tailored dosage and revolutionary precise dosing chart, be sure to order a copy of my book, The Ganja Kitchen Revolution
Any strain substitute for Cinnabom. When preparing this recipe, I would recommend pairing strains that possess vanilla, sugar, and cinnamon like terpenes and flavonoids. The following cultivars would be ideal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cinnamon Buddha, or Cinnamon Buns. If you do not have access to these strains, then use your nose and taste buds to find other cultivar’s that have similar smell and flavor profiles.

FAQs

Can I make these without weed?
Of course! These recipes taste amazing both infused and not!

Why Cannabis?
When our body is homeostasis, it has no need for cannabis as it is happy. But if negative environmental, lifestyle, genetics, stress, diet and nutrition, alcohol consumption, or health factors are present, the system can become unbalanced, and we now have an endocannabinoid deficiency. This results in things like migraines, fibromyalgia, mood disorders, behavior problems, anxiety, depression, bowl issues, and metabolic issues like not being able to lose weight.

Using cannabis as medicine can restore this balance in the body when combined with a proper carnivore diet. With the goal being, to eventually transition off the cannabis. Think of cannabis as a little dirty carnivore helper, that is going to be the last plant you see before you are 100% successful and in homeostasis. And also think of it as a tool to put in your back pocket in case the unfortunate event of environmental disease or infection (cold or infection) in the future causes your body to fall out of homeostasis again. Life happens. Just remember, cannabis is medicine so use it wisely.

What is the best protein powder to use?
I would recommend any keto or low carb protein powder to put into this cake. Optimum Nutrition I believe is the best deal and quality unless you make it yourself at home. I would suggest any cake, cinnamon, or vanilla ice cream flavor for the protein powder you choose.

How to Store Dirty Carnivore Cinnabon Cake?
It is recommended to store the cake in a covered glass container in the refrigerator.

How Long Does It Last?
The Dirty Carnivore Cinnabon cake will last for 1 week in the fridge for maximum freshness!

Reasons Why You Will Love This Recipe: